1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back to make sure it's still there.
5. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
6. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
7. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
8. Always drink upstream from the herd.
9. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
10. Don't squat with your spurs on.
Hello from the Lone Star State!
The Lone Star State is one of the most recognized nicknames of any state. It comes from the symbolism of the star on the 1836 flag of the republic.
2010
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